Awww, poor Cheetah Woods

Last night I was hugely amused (and occasionally grossed out) by – but today Tiger Woods is even funnier. The higher you climb, the further there is to fall, and there’s a lot of funny stuff out on the Web now!

  • The funniest has to be the Tiger Hunt game.
  • Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
  • What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
  • Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par.
  • What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
  • Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
  • Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
  • This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards.
  • After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree.
  • Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.
  • Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.
  • Apparently, the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She said, “I don’t know exactly, but put me down for a 5.”
  • If the only person that can beat Tiger is a blonde with big breasts, it’s time for Phil Mickelson to bleach his hair.
  • Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.
  • What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.
  • Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn’t fare very well on the driveway.
  • Why was Tiger’s wife mad at him? She heard that he played a-round in Australia.
  • What will the headline be if they prove it is domestic violence? TIGER’S WIFE MAKES THE CUT
  • Given Tiger’s racial heritage can we call this a Black Thai affair?
  • Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to tell them apart? Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.
  • What do Tiger and the Beatles have in common? They both experienced a hit with Norwegian Wood.
  • Tiger Wood’s shirt is all red- problem is, there’s no tournament, and his veins are a pint low.
  • What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They’ve both been clubbed by a Norwegian.

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